Barbie fun?

I actually have some things to consume my work day today (surprise! Who Knew?)

Yesterday I didn’t… and it was yet again a day filled with perusing the internet and clicking the refresh button on my email account. As The Man and I had a rather big day Sunday, yesterday was a sleepy day, and sending emails back and forth consumed much of our day.

As he knows that I generally have nothing to do, he sent me some little movies to watch. The first email included three different movies. One I was unable to open on my computer, the other two were funny little clips of various topics.

He sent me a second email that included two movies, with “use your headphones” as a warning. Horribly off-color, these were great. (Who knew Barbie could be so dirty???)

In my office we will share little off-color movies with one another, so I told Onion that I would be sending a couple his way, as well as the one I couldn’t open on my computer.

I suddenly heard loud sex noises, and stood up to look in his cube and saw an *uh-hum* “up close and personal look” at two (human – not Barbie) people being intimate. Very… very up close.

“Oh my God! Close it! Close it!” I yelled to Onion, as he feverishly attempted to click the screen closed.

“I am so sorry. I had NO idea that the movie was that.” Mortified and red faced I returned to my seat to bury my head in my hands and sent The Man an email:


"you fucker

the "clip_shift it" didn't come through on my computer so (as I had no heads up as to what it was) I had just onion open it on his computer. I just about died.

*wince*

Although, you just made fatty's life a whole lot better. But if I have to deal with him and his boner for the remainder of the afternoon I may vomit."


Needless to say I shall be receiving a bit more of an explanation regarding the emails sent to me.

Onion has still been talking about it all morning…

For the love of God… just when you thought it couldn’t get worse in the land o’ the fruit…