Oooo Doggie

It’s nice to know that an evening with great friends can change one’s entire outlook on the world.
Today is a new day… and a good one at that.

Of course I am ever-so-glad that I stayed the night at Le’s last night (my best friend for forever). Returning home this morning Oooo Doggie’s car was parked in front of my house. Dear Lord.

Oooo Doggie is a *uh-hum* special friend of LJ’s. I prefer not to be around when he is. It’s not that he’s a bad guy at all… it just… well, let me explain.

I first ‘met’ Oooo Doggie several months ago when LJ decided to have a mid-week party at our house. I was in bed, attempting (to no avail) to sleep, while conversations and music filled our house. I literally had the pillow held tightly against one ear while pressing my other ear as deep into my mattress as I could manage. I got no sleep all night long. Around 4:30 in the morning people began filtering out of our house. Excited that I was going to get an hour and a half of sleep, I nestled back into the comfort of my bed.

Then LJ’s bed started squeaking. Yet again in my life I heard far too many intimate details of her personal life and upon his “conclusion” I heard a loud, “Oooo Doggie!” Yes, I shit you not, “Oooo Doggie” is what is said upon his “finishing point”. Thinking this was a one time occurrence, I vomited a bit in my mouth, and decided that fate was not working with me, and I proceeded to start the day early and just get in the shower.

Getting out of the shower, the bed was again squeaking, and again upon his “completion” “Oooo Doggie” was yet again heard from the room.

I was dying, this almost made up for the fact that I had received no sleep that night.

Oooo Doggie is a former Pro Football player. He the typical upside-down-triangle body type of guy. Very muscular and very tall, I feel as though he takes up almost our entire house whenever he’s over. He's quite nice, but I really feel as though I can't even get by him while trying to move about my home. Food is primarily his single train of thought (as I’m sure it does take quite a bit to keep that body nourished and going throughout the day, especially when some Oooo Doggies are thrown in).

In addition, Oooo Doggie loves older R&B music. It's not that I don't have a certain appreciation for Bel Biv Devoe, Color Me Bad, and such... but unless I am having some sort of high school flash back, I don't choose to listen to it for fun.

Oooo Doggie also contibuted to the worst night ever, so it was with a sigh of relief that I pulled into my house this morning, knowing that I had missed nothing other than some sleep by staying away from my house.

Oooo Doggie… what a day.