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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Dreams

My name is OCG, and I’m a bloggoholic.

I am a
blerd. We all know this. Sad, pathetic and true.

That being said… I had a dream about Midwest and Wombat (from
Kiss & Blog) last night. (What?!?) They were married to each other and living in Seattle, I was moving up there, so we started hanging out. I was bummed about the rain.

I had another dream that I was outside with some friends and The Man drove by … I yelled “Asshole” to him loudly.

Glad to know I’m so over that. I know it was prompted by a stupid fleeting moment that occurred earlier in reality last night …

LaLo and I went to dinner at a new restaurant in town, and upon leaving and heading home I was turning right when in the crosswalk I swear I saw The Man walking across the street. I completely did a full on stare-head-turn trying to verify if indeed it was him (I need new contacts)… in the process I almost hit a bus stop. Nothing screams “I am so over you and don’t care about you,” like totaling one’s car upon the first time in seeing them out.

Da Bod told me last week “The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else”.

I'm trying... I'm just not sure if it's really working.

6 Comments:

  • At 8/16/2005 11:19:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    It's never too soon, dear soffy... never to soon.

    :)

     
  • At 8/16/2005 11:37:00 AM, Blogger Joe said…

    does the fact that i check my own blog (am i looking for updates? wtf?) *at least* 15 times a day make me a blerd?

    i think i know the answer....but i'd like to hear what freud says about that....

     
  • At 8/16/2005 11:52:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    I believe it's completely normal... I mean who doesn't do that?

    We are all little bored... and a little narcissistic...

    So hit that refresh button all day long sir joe!

     
  • At 8/16/2005 02:48:00 PM, Blogger Bone said…

    You should start blerds anonymous. On second thought, wait awhile, and let us enjoy being blerds for a bit.

     
  • At 8/16/2005 05:51:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    OC Blerd you funny thing you. I'm back in the country less than a day and I read you've got Midwest and me hitched. Well, in your fertile unconscious, anyway.

    With a life as blast-off as yours, how do you have head-space for we soggy bloggers from the north? It's rather flattering, I must say.

    Despite your nocturnal emissions, MW and I are buddies; nothing more. Boring eh? OK, gotta go be blerd and write something.

    Wombat

     
  • At 8/16/2005 10:37:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    OC Girl,

    We'd definitely hang with you if you moved here.

    I haven't asked, but I'm fairly certain the Wombat would rather run a hot poker through his testicles than be married to me for one day.

    :) Midwest

     

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