You know JP is in town when:

(JP is my absolute BFF/ LLF, I know I have a million 'best friends' but this girl is #1... no offense to my other peeps....)

- All of the bullshit, boys and clothes you have accumulated since she’s been gone have been completely gone through and inventoried.

- Within hours your bedroom looks as though a bomb went off in a suitcase, causing clothes to be covering everything… except you and her (because “we have nothing to wear!”)

- Your bathroom has a counter, but you can’t see it through the mess.

- You took a shower with her before went go out, because it’s quicker than each waiting for a turn.

- You wake up hungover and trip over a vibrator on your way to the bathroom… she loves playing with ‘pinky’… (not in that way!)

- You know although nothing is def planned for this extended weekend… fun will be had.