Damn she's hot...
How pathetic is it when I am worried that my social life is cutting into my blogging time... but I promise posts of getting your girl off, female ejaculation, mesh panty flashing and random tales of ordinary madness shall return shortly... until that time to make up for Jack...
Enjoy...
And for your reading enjoyment:
We've all heard about people being courageous defined as having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
Enjoy...
And for your reading enjoyment:
We've all heard about people being courageous defined as having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
posted by hannahhas @ Thursday, November 17, 2005
8 Comments:
At 11/17/2005 09:29:00 AM,
Unknown said…
Poor mite can't afford new pants.
Looks like she's wearing Brad's from elem school.
Wombat
At 11/17/2005 09:33:00 AM,
hannahhas said…
Beach Chic and I were just discussing this very morning the impact that a break-up has on a girl... we lose our appetite, begin working out all the time and get HOT (not that Jen wasn't already there)...
A new eating disorder for us all to embrace... "the break-up"
At 11/17/2005 09:42:00 AM,
Bone said…
Thank you, OCG!!!
Funny, I mentioned Jen in a blog entry earlier this week.
At 11/17/2005 12:12:00 PM,
Lizzie said…
Wombat stole my comment. Not only are the shorts 5 sizes too big, they also appear to be from 1989. It totally distracts me from the fact that she's topless.
At 11/17/2005 12:22:00 PM,
Bone said…
Oh. She does have shorts on. Wow. Funny the things you miss.
At 11/17/2005 03:01:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
Oh Gawd. Angelina is NOT hotter. She's freaky looking.
Jen is just plain and simple good lookin' and hot stuff.
There's no better revenge than running into the Ex about a month after the break-up knowing that you look better than you did the entire time you were together. After I split up with the Evil Ex-Husband, I worked out, lost tons of weight, bought a new wardrobe, got a new haircut and looked damn good (if I do say so myself).
At 11/17/2005 03:57:00 PM,
hannahhas said…
AJ - if you can not control teh vile comments on this blogs comments you will be removed...
I must now go puke up my lunch at the mere mention of JLH...
At 11/18/2005 11:18:00 AM,
Heather B. said…
But even though she's wearing pants that are 8 sizes too small, she's still way happier now that she and Oprah are BFF.
Who cares about small pants, she has a billionaire on her side.
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