The Key to Me

I always seem to have interesting keyword searches.

Today:

• retarded girls spanked and gagged (4 hits)
(So Google knows me better than previously thought…)
• sex position 77 in Cosmo (2 hits)
(I am so never going to be hired to write a column for them if I keep bashing them.)
• men who swallow (2 hits)
(I have had this word search daily for weeks now… I didn’t realize that there was Aofall such a need for this search and Bofall my blog would rate so high as to receive hits daily for weeks from different locations throughout the world.)
• peed the bed (2 hits)
(I get hits for this everyday as well. Again so glad I rank so highly to receive hits from this search.)