Blowing the Blover Whistle…

I am going to now speak of the un-speakable… that which we do not speak of for fear of pulling back the curtain on things which occur behind the blog scenes… our blovers (blog + lover). Anyone who has a blog that is read will develop their blovers. We all do it, stop looking around and gasping at the horror of the thought.

But we don’t talk about it. We all continue to go on with our daily post while emailing, chatting, occasionally speaking… and even oh no meeting those whose words stir us. We can even develop feeling for those whom we have never met… or seen.

This is a tricky situation that we get ourselves into. It’s odd when someone has the ability to tickle your brain and pique your interest by words on a screen. We read blogs that interest us, thus (most likely) the author would as well. So we email them or they us, we begin correspondence (if they don’t suck)… and then something weird happens (or maybe just for me) a crush develops.

Now I should disclaimer this, as I have stated previously, I have crushes on everyone. I mean the cute boy (barely legal) at the bank I have a crush on (don’t ask me his name). Random Joes everywhere I have crushes... I even have girl crushes. I mean, why not? Crushes are fun. I mean, lets face it, I have a crush on YOU!

So we have our blovers… and real feelings get involved, we think they won’t but almost inevitably they do. This is embarrassing to admit to you, but I have gotten twinges of jealousy when I have read others girls comment on a blovers blog… I have had twinges when I have read blovers comments on other's blogs… of course I am the biggest flirt ever (in real life AND in the blog realm), I mean I have all but gotten down on my proverbial knees and sucked off Wombat…

I think it’s just an odd thing. I mean a year ago I didn’t even know what a blog was. Now I have “met” and met some of the coolest people ever. I would honestly say that meeting someone “online” is the furthest thing away from anything I thought I would ever do… now daily I look forward to my emails, chats and phone calls from those that are beginning to cross over from my blog world into my real world.

I can’t explain this to my friends as they would think I am nuts… how does one reasonably say, “Oh I met him/her online, because of this website I have. I write this thing called a “blog” about sex. Hey, you are probably on there, I have written about your cock/ what a bitch you are.” Yeah… I don’t think so

But still I ponder it… wondering in some high school fashion who in hooking up with whom behind the scenes…