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I didn’t even look at my blog yesterday… That was a first for me… I can generally be found hitting refresh several times throughout the day to ensure that I can count every comment possible (yes I realize I can have them emailed to me, but that takes away some of the excitement of the refresh button). I think I am learning to not be a slave to my blog. Who da thunk it?
I have several stories that have been started… or I have been mulling, yet nothing is pouring forth from my fingers… so here I type, feeling obligated to post something.
I shall merely post this, as it is Friday afternoon and no one will read it anyway.
I had a longtime friend ask me a couple months ago if he should have sex. We were both brought up in the same uber religious church, and he has followed the path of the righteous, whereas I have followed the treasure trail.
I told him that saving yourself until you are married was over-rated, and once that he had sex he would realize it wasn’t that big of a deal. I am surprised The Church hasn’t called me to lead their teen seminars.
He contacted me today and told me that he was so glad that he had spoken with me. I had convinced him that he really did need to wait until marriage… but I would be hearing from him prior to his wedding day.
That’s right folks… OCG saving one virgin at a time… ensuring that you, too, should wait until marriage… after all… I am…
I didn’t even look at my blog yesterday… That was a first for me… I can generally be found hitting refresh several times throughout the day to ensure that I can count every comment possible (yes I realize I can have them emailed to me, but that takes away some of the excitement of the refresh button). I think I am learning to not be a slave to my blog. Who da thunk it?
I have several stories that have been started… or I have been mulling, yet nothing is pouring forth from my fingers… so here I type, feeling obligated to post something.
I shall merely post this, as it is Friday afternoon and no one will read it anyway.

I told him that saving yourself until you are married was over-rated, and once that he had sex he would realize it wasn’t that big of a deal. I am surprised The Church hasn’t called me to lead their teen seminars.

That’s right folks… OCG saving one virgin at a time… ensuring that you, too, should wait until marriage… after all… I am…
6 Comments:
At 12/17/2005 02:04:00 PM,
Lizzie said…
I'm the same way. I won't have my comments emailed to me either. It would be like opening your presents before Christmas - it ruins the surprise under the tree (or in the comments section as the case may be).
Learning how not to be a slave to the blog? Teach me, oh wise OCG! (Seriously.)
I agree. Waiting for marriage is overrated. Plus, you know the first time is going to be awful anyway so best to get it over with with someone you don't have to spend the rest of your life with.
but who woulda thunk it? - OCG: the Virgin Savior! (or maybe Savior of Virgins is more apt). The Chirch is definitely gonna come a-knockin.
At 12/18/2005 11:50:00 PM,
Sizzle said…
i wish i'd met you earlier. you could have convinced me to wait for marriage.
now i am far too gone. there is no hope for me.
;) sizz
At 12/19/2005 06:13:00 AM,
Bone said…
I gave my word to stop at third...thanks to OCG.
Who'd 'a thunk it indeed.
At 12/19/2005 10:04:00 AM,
hannahhas said…
Lizzie- It has taken me 9 months to get to the point that I am not feeling the need for my blog like some addict and their heroin.
Having said that I still check yours… I guess we are ALL slaves to YOUR blog!
Sizz- I should have given myselfpep talk, perhaps I could have convinced myself…
No… no I couldn’t have.
In telling him to have sex, I convinced him otherwise… makes me curious what a horrendous example I might be unto others. Urg.
Bone- If you don’t stop that “stop at third” crap, you and I are going to need to have a long talk.
;-)
Arm- Well, I am the best I’ve ever had…
At 12/19/2005 09:30:00 PM,
Sam Artman said…
You refresh me, babe!
At 12/20/2005 08:42:00 AM,
hannahhas said…
JS- Backatcha babe!
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