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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Good Morning?

An email awaiting me this morning upon my arrival to work:


OCG-

Who was that
guy that had the foot fetish you hooked up with? Was his name Brad and does he design guitars?

- Tiki



My response:


Tiki-

:laughing out loud at my desk:

No his name was… I can’t remember… (oops) but it def wasn’t Brad… and I don’t know what he does other than too much coke. (And I didn't "hook up" with him... bee tee dub.)

but *DO TELL*

- OCG



Got to love my friends… I remember when JP came to visit not too long ago and Foot Fetish Guy (FFG) came over late to a party LJ and I were having. My friends and I all went to bed. While we were all lying down FFG came into my room and sat on the edge of my bed. JP sat up and said, "Oh my feet are sooo warm" and slowly peeled her sock off... I thought FFG was going to cum sitting on the edge of my bed… it was HILARIOUS.

11 Comments:

  • At 12/13/2005 08:54:00 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    I imagine that to the foot fetishist, a chick peeling off her socks slowly = saucy lap dance.

    OCG, you could make a fortune by gathering your gal-pals and opening a club for the foot-positive man.

    Dudes would pay to observe pedicures, tip well to wash feet, and return again and again to hand-launder your socks.

    And only foot nudity would be required.

    Wombat

     
  • At 12/13/2005 09:18:00 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    A poem for you, dear OCG.

    At the end of your leg, at the end of my bed,

    I spied something that spun out my head.

    Wonder of wonder, ten wonderful toes,

    Would she mind, if I sucked on those?



    Wombat Wordsworth

     
  • At 12/13/2005 12:38:00 PM, Blogger Lizzie said…

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  • At 12/13/2005 12:40:00 PM, Blogger Lizzie said…

    Wombat Wordsworth indeed!

    I feel totally naive here, but I just don't get foot fetishes. I get the "what" but not the "why." All those sexy and erotic parts of the body and someone has a thing for feet?

    can someone please explain? (foot fetishists preferred)

    (that last deleted comment was me - stupid spelling mistake - I gotta rep to protect)

     
  • At 12/13/2005 01:18:00 PM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    Oh, Lizzie I don’t get it either, but thank you for your prose Sir Dub

    For any more foot fetishes check this out…

    Sweet Jesus

     
  • At 12/13/2005 01:43:00 PM, Blogger Joe said…

    On an unrelated note, i saw this and thought to post it here....

    A complicated dance, a bite on the rump and ferocious backward kicks are all part of the wombat's lovemaking repertoire, a new study has revealed.

    Read how Wombats seduce

    HI OCG.

     
  • At 12/13/2005 01:47:00 PM, Blogger Lizzie said…

    I was wondering how he got that name!

    "ferocious backward kicks" - how very, um, erotic.

     
  • At 12/13/2005 05:25:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Fun link, Joe. I haven't noticed any pencil-head biologist types watching my intimate moments recently, but there are quite a few Wombats around.

    For the record, Lizzie:

    "If the male was slow to mount, she would kick back aggressively and not let him roll her on her side again until she had run round in more circles and figures of eight. This happened seven times."

    Wombat (male, the non-kicking gender)

     
  • At 12/13/2005 05:35:00 PM, Blogger Chairborne Stranger said…

    Feet can be hottt at times.

     
  • At 12/13/2005 09:06:00 PM, Blogger Lizzie said…

    I just checked out that foot fetish link. Nope, still don't get it.

    My apologies, Wombat. I will read more carefully next time before accusing you of ferocious kicking bedroom antics. ;-)

     
  • At 12/14/2005 01:39:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I happen to be the photographer for www.californiabeachfeet.com I saw this thread and thought I'd throw in my two cents.

    A foot fetish is the most common fetish. I just cannot help myself from looking at beautiful ladies with sexy feet and asking them for pictures. I've photographed well over 300 random strangers who were kind enough to humor me.

    You see T&A splashed everywhere these days. Feet are by far the sexiest overlooked part of the female body. All those pretty little painted toes are just the start. The flushed fleshy color of the sole fresh out of shoes is very phallic, with the curves of the arches like cleavage. Did you know that feet also give off powerful pheromones? Not to be confused with stink.

    To the foot fetishist, naked feet are even more exciting than bare breasts, so pay attention to who's watching next time you ladies take off your shoes, or dangle your sandals.

    On a side note, I'm always looking for new models if any of you beautiful ladies with high arches would like to set up a photo shoot.
    It pays $50/hr. Please send head and foot shots to: webmaster@californiabeachfeet.com

     

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