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Friday, February 10, 2006

“… all war is a symptom of man’s failure as a thinking animal…”

“There were no cowards in the American Army, and of all the brave men the private in the infantry was the bravest and noblest. The reason for this in terms of the War Effort is obvious. The infantry private has the dirtiest, weariest, least rewarding job in the whole war. In addition to being dangerous and dirty, a great many of the things he had to do were stupid. He must therefore be reassured that these things he knew to be stupid were actually necessary and wise, and that he was a hero for doing them. Of course no one even casually inspected the fact that the infantry private had no choice. If he exercised choice, he was either executed immediately or sent to prison for life.

“A second convention was that we had no cruel or ambitious or ignorant commanders. If the disorganized insanity we were a part of came a cropper, it was not only foreseen but a part of a grander strategy out of which victory would emerge.

“A third sternly held rule was that five million perfectly normal, young, energetic, and concupiscent men and boys had for the period of the War Effort put aside their habitual preoccupied with girls. The fact that they carried pictures of nude girls, called pin-ups, did not occur to anyone as a paradox. The convention was the law. When Army Supply ordered X millions of rubber contraceptive and disease-preventing items, it had to be explained that they were used to keep moisture out of machine-gun barrel – and perhaps they did.”

- John Steinbeck
Once There Was a War
1958

6 Comments:

  • At 2/11/2006 04:50:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    awesome (just first cuz im on the east coast)!

     
  • At 2/11/2006 04:56:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    back to back, yo... ok usually i can blame e coast on being first- but if you chk the times... aaaahhhhhh, brack FRY all nite... anyhoo, im trying to send my first ever email to you and it aint working. Oh well, you'll wake up and see this in about 7 hrs and maybe we'll talk- it was worth it (buddys birthday)- JRL

     
  • At 2/12/2006 11:51:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    brack- nothing like some drunk commenting, no?

    ;-)

     
  • At 2/13/2006 05:45:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    yah, drunk... um, mmm hmmm... yah, just drunk... and roller skating (DID NOT say skiing)- that was fri/sat- now mon, work sucks- JRL

     
  • At 2/13/2006 07:40:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    I wasn't going to mention the crack rock you were smoking too. I figured that was your business.

    ;-)

    Never got that email, though...

     
  • At 2/13/2006 08:07:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "... might act crazy but i dont smoke crack..." (song lyric)- nah, nothing like that. Will try this email concept again sometime, and elaborate... Good Mon morning- JRL

     

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