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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Elle est arrivée!!!!

I was driving home talking to Beach Chic yesterday, planning our Saturday night. I am going over to her house on Saturday night, watching the UFC* fight and making a big dinner with her, blah blah blah… I arrived to the terrace and there it was! I immediately got off the phone ran into my room, opened the box and tore off my clothes.

Donning my little new dirty doctor outfit, Hot Momma called me and I went on and on about how I was so hot in my new ensemble I would be having sex with myself once I got off the phone.**

I went to my weekly Wednesday night dinner with Lalo and mom and shared with everyone the picture of my new present… so very excited. Upon finishing dinner I told Lalo that she had to take pictures of me in it… so we headed home and I got into my little white “lab coat” and handed Lalo the camera.

Taking pictures out on the terrace we moved down to her living room where I was straddling the couch when LH (her neighbor, and he who lives below me) saw her door cracked and asked if he could come in… we laughed and I said sure. When he saw what we were doing he asked if he could get his camera… I said of course.

LH came back and took dozens and dozens of pictures of this OCG Dr. Anita Lay… that were later emailed out. So, again, hopefully you shant see this OCG all over the www (yet another reason to do my daily google check)… unless I show them to you… so if any of you might have happened to receive a few… kindly keep them to yourselves… *wink*wink*

Gentlemen, don’t you worry your pretty hard little heads if you don’t have a Dr. Anita Lay waiting in bed for you at home…
these girls will be there for you every night…***



*I honestly had no idea that UFC = Ultimate Fighting Championship when I agreed to come over… but know I am intrigued and have decided I am going to have the most guy-esque weekend with the fight on Saturday night and Super Bowl on Sunday.

**That actually didn’t happen until much later, when the bearer of the gift and I had ‘phone’

*** Asterisks idea stolen from Lizzie… but it just seems to make it all that much easier

12 Comments:

  • At 2/02/2006 09:36:00 AM, Blogger Bone said…

    All of a sudden, I'm feeling a bit under the weather.

    Paging Doctor Lay. Doctor Anita Lay...

     
  • At 2/02/2006 09:57:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    uh, um, ya, um, i deleted it by mistake. Could you send a picture, uh, again- uh.... please (ha);)- JRL

     
  • At 2/02/2006 10:55:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    bone- Dr. AL to the rescue!

    ;-)


    brack- I tried to resend it... sorry... I *must* have the wrong email address... dang it


    HM- I have absolutely no idea what (who?) you are speaking about. I don't think it was me that you were with... sorry

     
  • At 2/02/2006 11:28:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    www.obviouslyyoudonthaveitbutifireallygaveittoyouwouldiactuallygetapicture,awwwwcmonwhynotjustonepleeeeeze-dangit.com- JRL

     
  • At 2/02/2006 11:59:00 AM, Blogger Sizzle said…

    sweeeet!

     
  • At 2/02/2006 12:09:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sorry, but some of my email address got cut off. Try one more time- CORRECT one is www.obviouslyyoudonthaveitbutifigaveittoyouwouldyouresendthepicawwwcmonpleeezejustonepleezeawdangit.com

     
  • At 2/02/2006 12:10:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    oh well, nevermind- wont print out right (ruined my joke damnit)- ;) JRL

     
  • At 2/02/2006 12:16:00 PM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    Arm- I think we almost got it, but you forgot about the postage change and they had to return it... sorry.

    HM- Yeah, no recollection... sorry. Wait, did the chick fall down the stairs?


    sizz- Indeed ;-)


    brack- they both came through in full on my email alert (I got the joke, no worries!)

    ;-)

    I clicked away and got nothing... darn it... and I had them to send you *again*!!!

    Basically just think of big tits, and long legs... now times that by *hot* and you have the pics....

     
  • At 2/02/2006 12:25:00 PM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    HM- I didnt kiss her. I am sure I would remember kissing some UFC chick. I wasn't that wasted when we left there...

    Note to all readers: HM is also known amongst my friends as "Drunk HM" because she spends evening puking in bar restrooms... this is yet another example of alcohol getting in her way of reality...

    hee hee

     
  • At 2/02/2006 12:59:00 PM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    Yeah, sorry about that... I didn't realize when I sent them out last night that you could see my... "flower" in that one... so yeah... guess you never really stop 'getting to know me' HM. PLEASE do not show the boys in your office that one....

    thankyouverymuch

     
  • At 2/02/2006 02:34:00 PM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    SGABKUSBEF can meet me before he sees me de-flowered...

     
  • At 2/02/2006 09:39:00 PM, Blogger James Scolari said…

    ach, such a tease. no doubt the pics were smokin'

     

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