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Monday, February 27, 2006

Feeling G U D good...

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. He said: finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a package of Oreos, the remainder of the Prozac, the rest of the cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.*


*Brought to you by email forwards.

4 Comments:

  • At 2/28/2006 06:27:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said…

    That Dr. Phil is a wise man! Who hasn't washed down some oreos with some Prozac and Bailey's . . .

     
  • At 3/01/2006 12:01:00 AM, Blogger Nihilistic said…

    I feel better already myself just thinking about it.

     
  • At 3/01/2006 07:49:00 AM, Blogger Sizzle said…

    you had been hankering for some chocolate. glad to see you found some!

    :) sizzle

     
  • At 3/01/2006 09:32:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    Tech- Anytime… (I must admit a “copy and paste” is such a cop out to a post… but what cant I say… I am lazeeee at times
    ;-)


    Dr. Ken- My thoughts exactly… I mean, it was so ironic that I had the same thing for breakfast, and then here comes Dr. Phil, preaching to the choir.


    Nih- Me too!


    Sizz- It really was a relief…

     

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