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Monday, February 13, 2006

Lookin' for love?

Sitting at home, alone, on Friday night fully planning to get through the remainder of Descartes’ Meditations I found myself browsing through the internet… and suddenly got a wild hair to try an online dating service…

Now I realize that I have previously mentioned this before and promptly shot the idea down. However, having the opportunity to yet again procrastinate this almost insta-slumber reading I decided to go for it.

I went to a site, filled out the requested information and then was shocked that you had to pay. I guess now thinking about it, that’s how revenue would be generated… but it never occurred to me that it cost anything, so after finishing my profile, I never paid. I am not going to pay for this thing that I am not that sure about in the first place.

The site that I am on still allows me to receive messages from prospective beaus and in addition you can send one line “ice breakers”, consisting of a limited predetermined selection to choose from. I was going to completely lie and tell you that I sent none, but I shall not do that. I did send a couple “ice breakers” prior to the realization that it was a Friday night and nothing would be more pathetic than some lonely girl sending out messages while sitting at home, alone on her computer on a Friday night.

I immediately quit then proceeded to go to the girls section to see who my competition might be. Everything’s gotta be a competition for me…

This last week I have received about 50 responses from interested guys. Please note: I did not say “interesting” guys. I almost started responding because I thought if nothing else, this would be great blog fodder. But I then realized how pathetic that would be of me busy I am for such frivolity.

One guy did stand out. In Buddy Holly glasses and a witty self description, I was intrigued, that and the fact that he didn’t mention my pictures once. Seriously I have had many guys refer to me as a hottie or say, “I checked out your profile and really checked out your pictures”… urg, no thanks. [Please note, I obviously didn’t post anything similar to the pictures that you have seen here… quite the opposite, in fact.] I sent him a reply message from the pre-selected one liners that I had an option of saying, “Looking forward to hearing from you again soon...” I assumed that he would respond adding his personal email or phone number in the text body, as many guys had done in their initial messages to me. (Thus not making me obligated to officially sign up.) His response? “A woman of few words I see.”

I am now even more intrigued. He isn’t playing my game, he seems intelligent and witty and he has created a bit of a chase for me. I love the chase. But I am unsure what I should do. It has been since the end of last week since his response, and perhaps he thinks I am not interested… and on some made-up principle I have decided that I will not pay to join…. But perhaps that’s a stupid principle. After all I was the one on a Friday night filling out this stupid thing anyway.




** There is more to come. I will be posting some of the messages that I have received from guys. Basic intelligence… or at least spelling and grammar check… have not been high on some of their lists… although there is a good chance that they were when they wrote it. **

18 Comments:

  • At 2/14/2006 10:43:00 AM, Blogger EB72 said…

    Love the candy heart!

    OF COURSE I'll be your blove Valentine! I hope you'll be mine too!

     
  • At 2/14/2006 11:17:00 AM, Blogger Isabel said…

    I can't wait to read what the e-mails say.

    (and for the record, my co worker met a lady on one of those online dating things and they are engaged. I guess it CAN work!)

     
  • At 2/14/2006 11:45:00 AM, Blogger Bone said…

    Amen, Brota!

    I have listened to girl after girl go on and on about their futile experiences with dating sites.

     
  • At 2/14/2006 11:46:00 AM, Blogger Bone said…

    PS: OCG, if no one else has asked, would you be my blalentine?

    ;-)

     
  • At 2/14/2006 11:46:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    eb72- I have been saving that heart for awhile for this special day...

    ;-)


    isabel- No kidding. I will try and get some together tonight for your amusement tomorrow.


    bhb and bone- I am still out on this entire on-line dating thing. I will keep you all posted.



    I just don't understand why the guys don't try this?

    ;-)

     
  • At 2/14/2006 11:49:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    Bone- You snuck that one in there!

    ;-)

    Besides eb72, Lizzie and Sizz, you will be my blalentine... that's quiet the blalentine treat for you, no?

     
  • At 2/14/2006 12:36:00 PM, Blogger Bone said…

    Yes, I like those odds!

    OCG, I posted the imaginary girlfriend thing about a year ago. It doesn't work so well. They never call you... I heard.

    Besides, it's hard to beat the lap pillow.

    I would imagine... well, this side of OC anyway ;-)

     
  • At 2/14/2006 01:28:00 PM, Blogger Sizzle said…

    when i was on line dating, i had a similar situation where i never paid but an interesting (and i did say interesting!) fella wrote me. with the limited "responses" i went with "i bet you say that to all the girls" which came off as a witty retort to his email. i ended up paying for the service and went on a date with him.

    clearly, being single, the date didn't pan out into love but it was a good experience.

    :) sizz

     
  • At 2/14/2006 02:26:00 PM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    Bone- After the lap pillow image... I am at a loss for words... (marking down in history books)


    Sizz- So maybe it would be worth the money??? I think if nothing else it would be cool to meet someone new, especially if he's chill.


    Neil- I guess I am a loser... not that it matters, but I dropped that class. I couldn't stay awake long enough to ever complete my assigned reading.

     
  • At 2/14/2006 02:54:00 PM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    bhb- Seriously. I would offer my services. If any guy wants to pay me for leaving phone messages, writing letters and emails... done. I am here for you.

    It just seems so bizarre... said the girl contemplating online dating...

     
  • At 2/14/2006 08:06:00 PM, Blogger Mr. Rodacre said…

    Online dating blows... But it beats hanging out in bars I suppose...

    I hear most guys are liars and pigs online which really skews the odds for all of us actual nice guys.

    As for the women, many have either been not real attractive or extremely flighty or both.

    I am betting you are exceptional however... ;-)

    Happy Valentine's Day, OCG... =)

     
  • At 2/15/2006 06:38:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ...and you said you werent HARD UP... tee hee hee, ah ha ha (that lap pillow comment was funny as hell too)- j/k - good luck, keep us all *abreast* of how it goes... JRL

     
  • At 2/15/2006 07:51:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    Mr. R.- The bonus about hanging out in bars is it costs me nothing to chat with losers… and in fact I come out ahead because they buy my drinks…

    I can not guarantee that I am the exception to the rule as far as attractiveness or flightiness, but after looking at the competition… I realized there really wasn’t any.

    ;-)


    brb- How could you not feel bad for people who use those services? Again there is an abundance of available people though various internet dating services that are ready and willing to meet someone. A freelance fake boyfriend… will you get business cards and such? They are taking applications though… maybe a fake girlfriend isn’t so bad…


    brack- I said I didn’t have a Valentines date, not that I was hard up… you’re hard up… we’ll see what comes of this… if anything

    ;-)

     
  • At 2/15/2006 08:10:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Whoa- in a previous post you said "im not that hard up..."- then this, just goofin but jeez (im home sick from work today, so lets go bitch ;).- You think im hard up? Dont do it- i like you for all kinds of reasons... dont do it. You REALLY think im hard up? That would suck- but... hope you had a good nite last nite... ever find those songs... JRL

     
  • At 2/15/2006 08:20:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    whoyoucallinabitch?- Darling brack, I was merely trying to be coy… ::nudge::nudge:: get it? you’re “hard-up”? Okay not funny. My bad. Maybe I should also be at home in bed today… but just perhaps, with all of your free time you can figure out that silly “email” thing… I hope you feel better…

     
  • At 2/15/2006 09:02:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    word- was like "hope she kidddin" blove- sick sucks, aint calln nobody nutt-eh- JRL

     
  • At 2/15/2006 09:14:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I love the candy heart and am planning on using it at some point (more than likely for evil and nefarious purposes). :))

    Now I am intrigued about the guy too...Maybe we should all chip in so that you can join!

    helpfully,
    circe

     
  • At 2/15/2006 09:28:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    Arm- Seriously. I was going to mention their spelling ability… or rather lack-thereof… do these people spell check, or own a dictionary… or anything???


    Brackbaby- Ain't got nothin' but blove babe, Eight days a week… again feel better… or at least take some good drugs so being sick is worth it…


    circe- I love that candy heart. I had been waiting too long to use it…

    Its not about chipping in for the guy (although that’s an interesting concept… having a pay-for blog that I go out on dates and tell you about, and you all choose whom I go out with again… hmmmm) (<-- my copyright… don’t steal…) but it is the principle of it. Maybe I will shell out the cash and meet him… hope he doesn’t suck.

     

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