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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Ashes Ashes we all fall down...

Today is Ash Wednesday, marking the beginning of Lent.

As a good Catholic one must abstain from something for 40 days. I am not a good Catholic. Well, to be honest I am not even Catholic. However in honor of this holy tradition I will normally attempt (and fail) at giving up somthing*… What will you be giving up?

*I was going to give up alcohol, but I didn’t want to set myself up for failure… so I will need more time to think about it…

14 Comments:

  • At 3/01/2006 10:05:00 AM, Blogger Bone said…

    I've never lented before. But for the sake of this post, I'll lend myself to the lentation. Here are my lentisms for 2006:

    I shall attempt to give up liver for the next 40 days.

    And anchovies.

    Oh! And celibacy. Definitely going to try to give up celibacy.

    Yes, indeed. I'm lenting like there's no tomorrow.

    Color me constrained, OCG.

     
  • At 3/01/2006 11:32:00 AM, Blogger Mr. Rodacre said…

    Ash Wednesday... is that today?

    I AM Catholic and I didn't know that.

    I guess I'm not a very good Catholic...

    Huh...

     
  • At 3/01/2006 11:38:00 AM, Blogger Sizzle said…

    i don't give up nothing.

    i am a heathen.

    :) sizz

     
  • At 3/01/2006 11:57:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    Bone- I just don’t see how you will be able to be able to abstain for liver and anchovies, but also to try and have sex… Jesus would be proud of you…

    Didn’t they make a movie in the opposite direction?


    Mr. R- I could be wrong… I just thought that’s why the Pope gave his speech this morning… so Mass and giving up something! Pronto! (And share with the rest of us!) (Glad that it wasn’t blogging… although you had me going for a bit there for a bit.)


    Sizz- I was thinking about giving up sugar… but as I just dusted peanut butter cookie off of the front of me (that I baked last night!) I think that if that is my goal I could choose it post “Lenten Prelude”, but lets face I can’t follow through on anything… why lie to myself and God at one time….

     
  • At 3/01/2006 12:13:00 PM, Blogger Lizzie said…

    I like Bone's idea of giving up celibacy. I'm also going to give up doing the dishes and cleaning my apartment. I feel downright holy.

     
  • At 3/01/2006 01:17:00 PM, Blogger Nihilistic said…

    I'm not Catholic so I'm not giving up CRAP! ;)

     
  • At 3/01/2006 04:41:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said…

    I'm giving up putting my ball-bag in a vice and cranking the lever. I've had a good run, but it's time I moved on . . .

     
  • At 3/01/2006 04:47:00 PM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    I have decided I will give up “working” during actual “work hours”. Instead I will try and fill that time with as much blogging, chatting and emailing as possible.


    Lizzie- God I couldn’t agree with you more. I see you have a fabulous list there. I may have to begin to refer to you as Saint Lizzie, and buff off that halo for you…


    Nih- Then you don’t get a halo!
    ;-)


    Dr. Ken- I don’t know how you might possibly be able to restrain yourself for 40 days, but God understands that we all fail sometimes. Good luck to you… you may need it.

     
  • At 3/01/2006 08:09:00 PM, Blogger Poz Mikey said…

    Sex Hold on I did that for four years. Maybe I'll give up not having sex. Hey that put's me in with bones

     
  • At 3/02/2006 05:10:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Im giving up those big shiny chrome nads hanging from the back of my big muddin 4x4. 40 days may be too long but I'll give it my best... JRL

     
  • At 3/02/2006 07:36:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    Mikey- That’s it, I think we should all abstain from not having sex for forty days… brilliant, really…


    bhb- I died at the link, and am a little concerned how you stumbled across it…
    And I admire you taking credit for your good deeds. One of my favorite lines a friend told me one time was, “Humble is for those who aren’t good enough to say they are.”

    Take your deserved credit.


    brackball-less- May God be with you in your quest for purity and restraint through these difficult times…

     
  • At 3/02/2006 09:51:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    bhb- Yes... you figured it out... I am too humble to take credit...
    ;-)

    I will have to check out your link... thanks!

     
  • At 3/02/2006 05:27:00 PM, Blogger wstachour said…

    I'm giving up Jesus.

    Wait, does that mean I've been lenting already for 43 years? If every day is Ash Wednesday for me, doesn't that make a veritable groundhog day of 15,695 Wednesdays?

    That oughtta count for something.

     
  • At 3/02/2006 09:30:00 PM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    Wunelle- It should count for something... but not much if you are already swearing off the Alpha and Omega...

    just sayin'...

     

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