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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Work is Ruining My Weboggling

Do clients not realize that I am hard at work trying to construct silhouettes of words, (which I can’t spell in my day-to-day life, let alone under a time constraint and with a specific set of letters available at my disposal)? Thank you Bone, for turning me on… to this. I am sure my bosses appreciate yet another thing to do to consume my day that doesn’t include working.

Not only have I begun playing
Weboggle with fervor here at the office, but in lieu of packing I have also let it consume my free time at home as well. The moving truck will be leaving Portland tomorrow… and I haven’t even gotten the few empty boxes out of my car nor begun filling them.

I feel that I will no longer have the orderly, pre-cleaning packing done… cleaning out all of my drawers before I meticulously place each item into an appropriately marked box. I fear that now I will be in a frenzy, shoving and dumping whatever I might to get my hands on, into too few boxes… and I do worry that it will turn into some Clampett-esque trip, complete with large black garbage bags filling in for the boxes I never collected.

BUT WAIT

>>> Just In <<<


My new phone… something else to distract me and consume more of my free time… has just been delivered.

I am in heaven…

Phone, MP3 player, stereo speakers, full keyboard (not that my inability to type will get any better), Bluetooth, movies, camera, video, it will read my text messages outloud to me, games, email and IM access… fuck… its over…

Will someone please come over and help me pack? I am never getting all of my packing done in the next day…

12 Comments:

  • At 4/18/2006 10:25:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    HI- holy gadget! How do you get it to stop blinking 12:00?... And what're you doing working anyway? Load up the wagon and git!! Sure, I'll help you pack- tomorrow - JRL

     
  • At 4/18/2006 10:33:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I would gladly help you pack, if i lived in the OC. I'm actually a very good and orderly packer...as I would expect you to be, so get on it.

    Oh, and way to spoil yourself right before the move.

     
  • At 4/18/2006 11:48:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    Brackalackin- I have no idea how the phone works... and have a feeling some of it I will never figure out... but I do love it...
    And I need the help today... so hurry it up...


    Ummm, Meanie I don't know where I might have ever led you to believe that I am neat and orderly at anything... let alone something that takes as much effort as this does...


    HM- He should leave Ptown tomorrow, I expect him here the following day.

     
  • At 4/18/2006 11:59:00 AM, Blogger 20-Questions said…

    OH....MY....GAWD....I want that phone. That's like the 'Don' of phones, just spellbinding.

    Last time I had to move I was up till 3am packing, and still didn't have it done. I was packing while still moving. Fun times!! If I lived anywhere in the remote vicinity I'd help, but for now I will use mental telepathy.......is it working yet???

    No....

    ;)

     
  • At 4/18/2006 03:13:00 PM, Blogger Sizzle said…

    i am an excellent packer- too bad i live so far away and it is my birthday (which in my book means no manual labor). you can do it! (rah! rah!)

    uh, reading your text messages aloud? thanks for the warning. . .i will try to keep them pg-13.

    ;) sizz

     
  • At 4/18/2006 03:18:00 PM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    20Qs- you aren't joking... this phone rocks... now if I can just figure out everything on it... without taking precious time away from my packing...

    I will take all of the good thoughts you can spare!


    Sizz- It is your day... you don't have to do anything... other than have a couch in a week and half... thats all I ask... and maybe a table for Sampson...

    ;)

     
  • At 4/18/2006 03:18:00 PM, Blogger Heather B. said…

    If you're willing to fly me out to the West Coast, then I will gladly help you pack.

     
  • At 4/18/2006 03:49:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said…

    It seems to me like you just have to throw that phone in your pocket and you're already packed. That thing has EVERYTHING. Does it vibrate? Well, there you go! Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi just came on my itunes. I have to look around to see if anyone's home, so I can crank it up w/out being ridiculed.

     
  • At 4/18/2006 11:02:00 PM, Blogger Nihilistic said…

    I'm stealing that phone! Watch your purse or pocket or wherever it is that you keep you phone!

     
  • At 4/19/2006 07:27:00 AM, Blogger Bone said…

    Anytime, OC.

    By the way, I have a little weboggle surprise for you over at my blog :-)

     
  • At 4/19/2006 07:37:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    Heather- If I wasn't going to be unemployed and homeless in a week, I would gladly consider it.


    Dr.K- Yes, it vibrates... oh does it vibrate...


    Nih- I will be keeping tabs on this baby... but after I learn all of its fun tricks I will gladly show them to you!


    Bone- Congrats on your ranking... you da man...

     
  • At 4/20/2006 07:38:00 AM, Blogger hannahhas said…

    Barry- You kill me.
    :)

     

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