Would you like fries with that?

I just announced to the office that I really want a cheeseburger…mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

Onion asked me if I could give him “a hummer”…

“I’m sorry... what?”

“Can you give me a hummer?”

“Um, Onion, I think that’s a little inappropriate, no?”

“A Homer, you know, ‘rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…… cheeseburger’.”

“Oh... OH... a ‘Homer’. I thought you said something else...
But thanks Onion, you totally removed any appetite I just had.”


My new diet plan… picturing giving oral to Onion…
I think I just developed bulimia.

(Now running to the bathroom)